One of the ways I like to get off and bed doing it for years consists of using food.
I get a banana cut the top part off and hollow out the insides. I put the contents in a dish. I'll then lather myself with the banana and lather my cock and balls nice and good until I'm rock hard. Then I'll insert my penis into the hollowed out banana peel and jerk off with it. It gets super slippery and the feeling is amazing especially when I ejaculate as it gets super slippery and intensifies my orgasm.

First time I tried it, I was 13 and home alone, not sure what made me think of it but I tried it out as I've always been a very horny and creative masturbator.
I'll always remember that first day trying the banana peel
I was in the bathroom and just thinking about it got me rock hard. I remember it didn't take me long to cum. The most amazing part was when I came and shot up into the banana peel and got so slippery that the peel went flying off my cock but I kept going and omg I was hooked then and there and that's the only way I would masturbate well into my 30s.

I also like to use yogurt and eggs and well. I'll crack 4 eggs into a bowl whisk them good and then pour it over my cock and lather it in nice and good.I always cum hard. I do the same with chocolate pudding.

I've cut a hole in a melon and inserted my cock in it until I cum in it nice and hard
Spaghetti squash works great too and I've many pleasureable masturbation sessions using one.

I dated a girl for a long time and would masturbate with the banana peel every time I jerked off. We were dating and living together for 5 tears and she never knew until she caught me one day, didn't approve of it and asked me to stop. I kept doing it though and she found out and broke it off with me.

I've always wanted to dress up and jerk off in front of another man using food and get all dirty.

I often fill an extra large Ziplock bag with ketchup,mustard,BBQ sauce mayo and then insert my dick and jerk off. Feels so good.

Other times I'll get a garbage bag and cut 2 holes in it for my legs then put it on and put a could pairs of underwear over the garbage bag. Then I'll fill it with food. Eggs,whip cream, ice cream, chocolate syrup honey and even sugar
Then I'll wear it for a while and when I'm ready to cum I'll rub my cock through the underwear and garbage bag and blow in it. Feels so good. I did this for many years as well while dating my ex and she never knew how horny I was.

I'm so horny I have really high testosterone levels and still have wet dreams quite regularly. I have a very sensitive cock and can cum really fast even without getting hard

There's another method I use to cum by moving my underwear up and down without getting hard and cum in them.
I have many videos of me cumming this way.
My dream is to do that live infront of someone. I'll let the cum dry then cum in them again until several loads are in them and they are crusty
I have a couple guys I've sent my underwear to after coming in them.

I'm such a horny masturbator that every time after sex with my gf, and Street cumming in her pussy ass or mouth that I wouldn't be satisfied so I would go to the bathroom and jerk off right away. I will have a dry orgasm only then I will feel satisfied.
I've always done this.
There was a couple I was involved with and we would meet up regularly for 3somes. The lady was a real slut and loved sex. Every time after I came in her (always in get pussy). I would pull out and immediately start jerking off until I came again. They were always amazed that I could do that as when her husband blew he had no interest at all and would go soft right away even when his wife would start sucking him off right away he would go limp.
Once the wife suggested after i cum in her that instead of jerking off that I just keep going. We tried but I'd go soft and then all interest in jerking off would go away and I wouldn't feel satisfied.
After a few tries I suggested that when I pulled out after coming in her that I start to jerk off and when I feel about to cum to insert my cock in her really fast. I tried it and it worked I'd fuck her nice and fast so not to lose that orgasmic sensation and I would often make her cum again. My wet warm cum from the first load would still be in her pussy and felt amazing, then I'd have a dry orgasm in her. The second orgasm is always great cuz my penis would have so much stimulation that it be ultra sensitive.
I'd then pull out and eat her pussy giving her another orgasm as her husband licked my ass..

Due to Covid, Pete and I have not been able to meet regularly, so it was with great joy when he called be up again just a few days ago to play.
He instructed me to wear my full body stocking.
I arrived as usual and Pete greeted me at the door fully nude with his throbbing 5 in her pointed up towards his head.ive always been memorized by Pete's strong erection and hard cock at the age of almost 60 it points vertically like a teenage boys.
We walked to the usual spot as I took my clothes off to reveal my sexy brown body stocking with pink panties.
Pete wasted no time reaching for his camera and snapping away.
I ever know what he has in mind, he is such short bastard that I have come to expect anything from him
One thing is clear r will make me work hard for my money.
I proceded to do the usual poses for him in the sexy body stocking, then he instructed me to take it off as he wanted to see me nude.
I had gotten a pedicure and, manicure and afresh hair cut and he complimented me on how sexy I looked.
As I continued to pose Pete stroked his cock but wouldn't let me touch mine not just yet

After a good 45 minutes my body started to become sore from the endless poses yet my cock remained fresh and untouched.
Pete suggested that we take a break.
He left my lying on his couch as he excused himself. I was so tired I almost passed out but he returned a good 30 minutes later with a bag full of "goodies" as he put it.
He placed a large plastic tarp on the floor where I usually posed.
Still nude he instructed me to sit on the tarp as he pulled out the items he had stored in the bad.
First was 2 bananas, then a half litre of plain white yoghurt, a carton of eggs,and 2 containers of pressurized whip cream.
I looked at him in shock and got up ready to leave as I had no idea what this pervert had in store for me. I told him to go fuck himself that I was gone. Some how he stopped me and convinced me to stay by offering me more money.
I agreed to go along with it for the time being.
He said ", this is going to get a little messy so follow my instructions to the T" I nodded my head as I stood standing on the plastic tarp in front of him.
He carefully cut one of the bananas and dug out the insides as to leave the hollow peel only.
Then put the inside mush of the banana on an empty plate. Next he completely peeled the ext banana that was hard and hadn't ripen yet.
Next came the carton of eggs and he carefully cracked the dozen into a bowl and whisked them as if making scrambled eggs, finally he opened the half Lt container of yogurt.
He then instructed me to lie on my back with my asshole exposed and my legs spread wide .
He got the whip cream container and inserted the white nozzle up my asshole and injected me with the whip cream until the container was empty.
The feeling of the cool whip cream felt soothing and amazing up my asshole as some it spilled out all over my balls. The entire time I was instructed not to touch my cock.
Then he got the peeled banana and carefully and delicately inserted it up my ass as to not break it.
He instructed me to try to hold it in there,the feeling in my asshole was amazing and for the first time that night I started to get hard.
Next were the eggs and as I lay there he poured the eggs all over my legs, crotch cock and asshole , next was the yoghurt and did the same with that.
It was a huge mess yet he told me to just lie there as he snapped away.
Finally he told me I could touch myself as he saw my raging boner. I was so aroused that I shot some pre-cum.
I started to larger myself with Pete's horny cocktail of egg yogurt whip cream and banana,I looked like a horny mess.
Once I was well lathered with the banana up my ass still he got me to pose in the squatting crab pose I like so much so he could get a good look at my assets.
My xoxk was throbbing hard as the cocktail of fluids dripped offof it. He instructed me to stroke myself until I was close. It didn't take long until I was then he told me to stop.
He got the other canister of whip cream and spread my foreskin apart and inserted the cream as much as he could then with the rest coveredmy cock and balls with it.
By this point I was so turned on I did everything I could not to cum.
Pete was ready for the finally and with that he got the hollowed Banas peel and instructed me to gently place it over my coxk as a sleeve. This took about manuvering as my cock was super slippery but I managed to. Finally he was ready he instructed me to masturbate with the banana peel and then as I'm going to cum to shit out the banana in my ass at the same time.
He grabbed his cock and started to stroke himself as I began to do the same in the horny crab post the wet slippery feeling of the banapeel and other fluids on my cock felt amazing and Di do not take long before I was about to ejaculate inside of it . The entire time looking at Pete's coxk as he looked at mine I gave out a loud groin as I started to cum and felt my warm semen shoot into the banana peel as I shit out the banana in my asshole a loud fart came from it and the reminence of the whip cream followed. As I stroked I could feel my warm cum run down the shaft of my cock into my balls and on the tarp. The peel became so slippery when my cum mixed with the egg and whip cream and yogurt that I was not able to keep it in place, at the moment as I was still cumming I let it slide off my cock and gripped myself with my right hand continuing to stroke myself at was at the moment that Pete was ready and stood above me as I was coming,his semen landing on my cock and made it even more slippery. Seemed like I was having the longest orgasm ever as I continued to stroke myself until my balls were empty.
Once over I just let myself go,my legs burning from holding that crab pose so long and all wet and slippery.
I quickly and quite embarrassed got up and made my way to his shower to clean up.the orgasm was so intense that I remained hard during my shower even stroking it a bit as I showered.
By the time Igot out of the shower Pete had cleaned up so got dressed he handed me 200cash and said "see you next month"
"See you,you pervert".

As you know i post pics on the other newbienudes sites in particular newbudnudes,com, (The cross dressing site).
I have a few pics of me up there where im wearing nylons.
I made friends with an older 58 year old guy from there and been chatting for the last few months, he is from the same city as men and not too far away from my house.
Well one day he suggested i show up at his apartment wearing only stockings on and that's it.
He wanted me to put on some nice black silk stockings, and a pair of panties under my jeans and pair of red stockings in my jeans pocket then when i got to his apartment i would take all my clothes off in the lobby and put my clothes in a plastic bag then i would go up the lift to the 4th floor with only my stockings and panties on.
Once i was on the 4th floor and got out of the lift i was to throw my bag full of clothes down the hallway and take my panties off and throw them in the bag then i was to go back down to the lobby so he could get my bag and then go back up to his apartment and knock on his door till he opened it.
He told me he didnt want me me to drive to his house because he didnt want me to pack an extra set of clothes in my car so i wouldnt change into them if he kept my bag.

We made arrangements and i dressed as he wanted, with a pair of silk black stockings and cotton set of panties.
The stockings felt great but my swollen balls kept popping out of the panties, so i wore a pair of boxers over the panties, i put the pair of red stockings in my jeans pockets, with a plastic shopping bag and i only took my house keys and some change to get home.
He didnt want me to drive so i took the bus, it took 2 buses to get there my head was mixed with a ton of thoughts and id get hard thinking of the scenario of what would play out.
It took me about an hour and a half to get there.
I finally found his apartment and buzzed him from the lobby, he opened the lobby door, i walked in looking around and waited for the lift.
I got in the lift i quickly undressed as it went up the shaft to the 4th floor, by the time i got up there i was in my stockings and panties.
The door to the 4th floor opened and my heart was racing as i could hear some people talking in an apartment so i took my panties off, put them in the bag with the rest of my clothes, tied the bag and threw it down the hallway then i called the lift down to the lobby.
I was so nervous as the lift made its way down, lucky for me no one was in the lobby so i waited 5 minutes like he said and made my way back up to the 4th floor.
I got there and when i got out i saw someone opening the door to their apartment it was an older lady she didnt see me as i was careful not to make noise.
I went to the guys apartment and rang his door bed several times but he didnt answer, my heart kept pounding as i heard the lift again i started knocking on the door but still no answer and i got a bit worried i may have had the wrong place, his apartment was 403.
I started to think this was a joke and was really getting worried how id get home in just stockings on.
I heard the lift door open and a couple walked out and down the hallway there backs to me luckly, so they didnt see me then suddenly the door to 403 opened and the guy told me to come in.
His apartment was small but nicely designed, he was an older guy about 58 white hair, medium build about 5"11 he had only a pair of briefs on.
His name was Bill.
We made way to his living room and we sat and chatted for a bit then he told to stand up and turn around so he could see me.
He complimented me on my nice body,ass,and legs and the choice of black stockings I was wearing.
He got me to pose for him in different poses as he pulled his briefs down and started playing with his thick 6 inch cut hairy cock.
He asked me to start playing with myself so I did as he sat looking at me.
He got me to change into the red stockings as the endless poses began I posed for him any way he wanted, he would even adjust me like he wanted me than told me to hold the pose as he stroked his cock.
After a while he said "suck my cock", so I slowly sucked him for a good 15 minutes before he asked me to stop (he didn't cum).
He then said "I want to see u cum on your face".
He then told me that there was someone else in the apartment and that that person would help.
He got on his phone and a guy came out of one of the rooms, he was in his mid 30s fully dressed and introduced himself as Pete.
Bill got me to lie down on the floor with my face up then with help from Pete got him to lift my legs and and forward towards my head so that my cock was above my mouth.
I had my read stockings that I changed into on my legs up and forward with my cock about 4 inches from my mouth.
Pete went and put some lube on his fingers and slowly put them in my asshole and started fingering my asshole and reached around and started stroking my cock with his other hand as Bill stood above me I could see him stroking his cock.
He said "open ur mouth when ur going to cum", as Pete continued to finger my ass and stroke my cock.
It felt so good didn't take long before I could feel myself ready to shoot, as Pete said "point your toes", I did that as I opened my mouth I closed my eyes and shot cum on my face.
Cum landed on my mouth a little in it,around my lips and chin,and around my eyes.
Bill got Pete to hold me in that position as Pete pulled his fingers out of my ass and came around my body so he was infront of my head and grabbed my ankles as he held down my legs so I wouldn't move.
Bill came around my he was standing where my big ass in the air was with his cock directly above my ass and balls, I was semi hard by this time, I could hear his breathing then he said "I'm gonna cum" as he let out some loud moans he came on my asshole and balls.
I could feel his warm cum land on my asshole then on my balls.
He pulled back but told Pete to continue holding my down as I felt Bills cum run off my balls and onto my face and some on my chest
I could feel the cum on my ass slowly run down my ass crack.
Peter held me down a bit longer before bill told him to let go and as I stood up I could feel the still warm cum run down my face and legs.
Bill said "were done with you", and gave me my bag with clothes but they didn't let me clean up and said " I want u to leave just as you are all covered in cum and don't clean urself off until ur ready to leave".
At this point I was soft and my pubic area soaked in cum.
I looked in the mirror and could see my cum covered face I grabbed my bag wearing only my red stockings I had changed into.
I slowly opened the door to bills apartment and looked down the hallway making sure no one was there then I ran to the staircase and made my way down the flight of stairs.
Once I got to the bottom near the exit I quickly tore my bag of clothes open and cleaned my face with the panties but by the time I was done wiping my face the panties wear soaked and I didn't have anything to clean my cock and ass so I put my boxers on without cleaning my cock, put my jeans,T shirt and jacket on and made way back home.
By the time I got home my underwear was soaked and I had a nice warm shower think about what had just happened I jerked off in the shower and had a good night sleep.
Bill says he wants to meet up with me again and play out

Pete calls me up and in a horny and sexy voice says "helo it's Pete, are you coming over for our weekly session?" I was not really in the mood as I was not really that horny but know that Pete would help me out so reluctantly I agreed.
I never know what to expect when meeting up with Pete, he always has some kind of horny pose or outfits for me to try on.
I rung the doorbell and immediately greated by a nude Pete with a raging boner. His 5 inch cut cock pointing str8 at me and his cock head glistening with pre-cum."looks like you been busy" I said,"you bet I have" he replied.
He then had me take a shower and try on different outfits for him as he stood and watched stroking his small hard cock.
The endless poses and changing into outfits made my lower back sore and I started sweating profusely.
He did not want me to play with my cock, not this time,although in previous encounters he would want to see me jerk off, but not on this encounter.
He said he liked to see my soft cock dangle although I know he really likes my tight Virgin asshole and handle expose my asshole to him in many poses.
As for our agreement he knew it was off limits but then came a horny request.
"I'm close to cumming can I cum on your asshole?" He asked.
I agreeed as long as he didn't insert his penis in my very tight hole.
I positioned myself clad in black stockings and bent my legs upwards so that he would have a perfect target. He got closer with his cock hovering above my asshole within half an inch of it
"You have a great home he said" as I laid back and waited for his creamy load. Pete is a very vocal cummer and he started to pant and breath hard and by his very erotic moans I knew he was close.
He let out a load grunt then I felt the warmth of his cum slash into my anus with his first shot then his second much bigger shot hit my asshole as well as covered my balls.
He continued to stroke into every last drop was out of his slit.
Then went down and licked his gooey cum from my asshole and balls.
I felt extremely tired and sore as the session had lasted for over 2 hours. He handed me my money as he says he was extremely satisfied,complimenting me on my nice body, legs, asshole and handsome face.
I quickly got dressed, still feeling his fresh saliva on my asshole as I left his place.
The experience is a horny one. We meet up on average once a week although even Pete is horny can be even more.

I'm a horny slut that loves exposure, love dressing in sexy nylons and panties and posing for horny men as they jerk off to me.
I have a good friend Pete that takes all of pictures as I'm dressed like a horny slut as he jerks off as he does it. Although I'm a slut my ass is Virgin and has never had a cock in it, even Pete hasn't entered my tight hairy hole as I'm very traditional and old fashioned and saving my tight Virgin asshole for the right man which I haven't found yet. We don't even do oral sex as our arrangement whether well although Pete will pimp me out to other men so they can do the same and jerk off to me as I dress,jerk off or pose for them.
I have several regular clients I see, mostly mature men from 50 or older which to me is a huge turn on. My fees range from $60 to $150 per hour depending on what they want as I pose Almost all of them want to enter my hot hole.
I have also had a couple very long term online relationships with men, where I share my extensive collection of my jerk off videos, and pictures.
My most recent online relationship with a man was Ricki and I met him on here, it lasted for about a year or so until his wife found out about us and sadly our relationship ended. Since then I have had a couple casual online friends but nothing too serious. I am a big chatter and find it hard to find someone to chat with regularly.
There is also a female friend I share my masturbation videos with and she comments on them but she's very far away and we seldom ever chat.
I have posted on 100s or websites over the years, but now only on here as Pete is a little bit jealous. From the clients I see Pete will get a commission, he is single but I'm Married. I meet up with Pete every month as I pose endlessly for him in sexy nylons and nude. He doesn't always take pictures of me.
That's a little about me, I love to share stories about my kinky very horny clients,my masturbation history and my relationship with Pete.
Would love to know what you think.