Well , it's the new Formula 1 season - and we're off to a flying-start already.
Incredible drive from Raikonnen in the last race to get to 4th from the back after a puncture.
Had high hopes for Maldonado but Lotus seem to have faded very quickly after the promise of the first race.

Sainz and Verstappen are absolutely killing-it out there.
Until Maclaren get their shit-together - the top ten is fair-game for these young guys.

Perez and Kvyat having the usual difficulties.
Shaky start from Ricciardo , and Williams don't seem to be quite there yet.

Wonder if the insensitive BBC F1 hosts will get around to asking Alonso how he feels about giving-up the winning-car to drive a complete piece of shit!

I'd personally have liked to have seen Hamilton in a Ferrari this year - especially after what Mercedes did to him last year with shitty pit-stops and strategy fuck-ups.
Shame he hasn't got the guts or the sense to make that move.

Put Vettel in a Merc with Rosberg chasing his ass - and Hamilton and Raikonnen in Ferraris , totally going for it.
Now that would be something to see.

Actually , come to think of it - I'd like to see Eddie Jordan shaking a Magnum bottle of Champagne up Suzy Perry's cunt as David Coulthard fucks her firmly up the ass.

Worth watching the whole season just in case that actually happens. Well it probably has happened but not in front of 150 million viewers.