After my employer transferred me to a new branch office, I met a co-worker there named Sidney, who retired a few months later. Sidney was a stereotypical old queen of the Quentin Quisp or Truman Capote school, complete with the lisping, sashaying and bent wrists. Sidney would often regale us co-workers with stories of his past and present homosexual escapades (some of which, admittedly, were pruriently interesting), such as his visits to various "tea houses" or how he and his friends would meet naval ships when they dock and wave at the sailors. Some of his stories, however, I thought were fantastical, such as his claim to have been gang raped by a team of football players or how he once, at the same time, fisted two guys and had his foot up a third guy's ass.

What I remember most among Sidney's stories was his claim to have sucked about 1,000 dicks in his lifetime. Whether he sucked 1,000 different dicks or he sucked dicks 1,000 different times, he didn't say nor did we ask him. Still, since he was about 60 years old then, I assumed that he had been sucking dicks for 40 years. When I turned on my mental calculator and divided 1,000 dicks sucked by 40 years, I got an average of 25 dicks per year or two dicks per month that Sidney would have sucked. Although I didn't have a standard to gauge this by, the numbers seemed reasonable.

When we kidded Sidney about this a few days later, he said he was mistaken. He then claimed he sucked 10,000 dicks in his lifetime. Again, whether he sucked 10,000 different dicks or he sucked dicks 10,000 different times, he didn't say nor did we ask him. However, when I ran the new number by my mental calculator, I got an average of 250 dicks per year or about 20 dicks per month that Sidney would have sucked. To put this another way, Sidney would then, on average, have sucked one dick every weekday, rested on weekends and holidays, year in and year out, for 40 years. Somehow, I thought Sidney's claim of sucking 10,000 dicks in his lifetime was fantastical. Yes?

Anyhow, whether the number is 1,000 or 10,000, how many dicks have you NewBoyNudes members sucked in your lifetimes? ("Lifetime" meaning between the time you sucked your first dick and up till the day when you've read this posting. Dicks you've self-sucked also count.) How many dicks on average did you suck per year? Per month? Per day? (By the way, at the end of Sidney's festive retirement dinner we had, for dessert, fruitcake.)