| Friday, May 4, 2012, 1:58:49 AM |
Two or three 24 oz. Heinekens: about $9. DVD of “Big Wet Asses 17”: about $30. Victoria’s Secret Second Skin Satin bra (purple), skin-tight Mossimo cotton/lycra t-shirt (pink, of course), black eight-strap garter belt, fishnet stockings, “Bess” five-inch heels by Pleaser Shoes: about $100. Waking up to look in the mirror and discover that you slept with a patch of dried cum on your face where you smeared it while trying to eat it all up: Priceless |
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