If you can't avoid them, join them. Being forced to stay in bed with a catheter in my cock, of couse I turn to NBN and read the blogs. While I envy you horny guys, my cock tries it best to get hard, which is in itself a good feeling. At first I thought the cath would be a hindrance to my wank but then I found there are many things you can do with a cath.

You can wiggle it around and it will stimulate you more. Your cock can get half hard even if not completely. I am old and can only get halfway anyway, but that does not stop a bit of precum leaking out which helps to lube the cath.

Once you are a bit lubed, or you can use normal lube, you can stimulate the inside of your urethra by moving it in and out, which is a different sort of feeling.

You can squeeze your cock and feel the hard tube inside it.

If you are brave you can pull it right out which is a real big senstion but it took three people to get mine in so I haven't tried that.

I recently came across some homemade panties which survived my move from USA to Europe. I had forgotten how smooth they were and how I had made them with a bit extra room for my balls. Now I can't get enough of them, have even taken to Tadalafil (generic Cialis) so that I can spend a couple of days stroking my cock through them (and getting my partner to). I can enjoy being on the brink of orgasm for an hour or more, but I do feel a bit tired afterwards. Occasionally I can get my partner (the promiscuous one) to give me a good fuck. That only makes me want to get a real gang-bang with cocks in all my holes at once and replacements available for those who shoot and give up.

The first real gay experience I had was with a guy who started well but as soon as I sucked him off, he got on the phone and completely lost interest! However I persevered and had many wonderful experiences. I finally learned, after reading a book, to postpone my orgasm so that I could go on for a long time. It suits me now (at 83) as I only orgasm once a week anyway, and can prolong the fun of near orgasm as long as I can persuade my partner to play. Even on my own I can spend hours looking at porn and playing with my toys. All those "old man" jokes are wrong. I still hanker after a bit of good group sex with het, bi, gay, lesbian and whatever else comes to mind. I used to know a guy who had a Beagle dog who would lick my cock for hours. He (the dog) was neutered so he didn't get a good hard on for me to lick or to fuck me with else I would have done!

Happy wanking, Fred.

I have two dildoes that I use when I use the bidet. One is a smallish one about the size of a fifeen year old cock but very realistic with a flange so that it will stick on the wall. The other is Mr. Big. He is also modelled on a real cock and is too big for me to swallow. I usually start with the smaller one (the Boy) uaing Durex lube, and get my hole used to that. when I take it out I stick it to the wall in front of me and suck it. My ass gives it a nice flavor.

Then I get Mr. Big and stretch my ass with him. He has a ridge which allows him to stay in but he won't stay when I am sitting down, so I hold him with one hand and masturbate with the other while i suck on the boy.

Since I an 82 I can go for a very long time before I get to my admittedly weak orgasm.

I would love to experience this in real life, with a cock in my ass, and one in my mouth which has previously fucked me, and a mouth, of either sex, on my half hard cock trying to make me cum!

Bliss!

Although they are not as specific as I would like (I have yet to learn how to get the light and shade right), these pics show my favourite nylon panties. I have worn these (3 pairs) for about 8 years now, on and off, and still find them exciting to wear.

I, or my partner, can stroke my cock for hours through the nylon. I never get sore, and, probably because of my age, I get very close to cumming, but don't, so I can carry on until my hand gets tired, or my partner has had enough!

One of the things about being old is that no-one seems to think you can enjoy sex anymore! They are wrong. I probably enjoy sex more than anything else now that I am past eighty. I am very fortunate in that I have a partner who is much younger, monoganmous, and is patient with an older, slower guy.

I am more bisexual than gay although I don't get much opportunity for sex with females, but I can enjoy watching, being the quintessential voyeur. Over the years I have downloaded much porn of all kinds,hetero, gay, bi, bestial, group gay and group hetero. I now have about 4 giga of sorted porn, includiung cartoons.

Not being a full CD, I have found that fairly tight "granny panties in nylon, give me the best stroking results, whether I do it myself or my partner does it.

Next time I will tell how I prolong the action - multiple orgaqsms for men!

I don't go in for this much, but I am a hopeòless exhibitionist. So I want to share my toys with the folks.

My friend wa away for a weekend recently and I took the opportunity to play aith my toys. He doesn't like toys, in fact he is the only gay guy U ever met who is totally non-promiscuous, and monogamous. All the others were happily promiscuous and would fuck or suck anything with a hole. However much against his will we went to the sex shop and I selected two "realistic butt plugs and a vagina. I will post some pictures as soon as I can.