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Sun, 29-Nov-20 3:06 PM (3 years ago)
Speaking of “Corona Times,” it’s been almost a year, now — maybe a new town, like Murrieta, or Temecula!! 
corona SUCKS ! You have to put a lime in it to give it flavor !!! Mexican piss. Drink Dos equis !! XX and Kisses too !!
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 27-Nov-20 3:12 PM (3 years ago)
BTW, my next erotic objective is confirming my lovely self, and achieve my Yellow Shield!! 
Fri, 27-Nov-20 2:36 PM (3 years ago)
“Huzzah!!” I’m so excited that I _finally_ got my Green Shield back; after the “Black Friday” sale, that my excitement at NDN spilled over into NTN-land!!!! 
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Thu, 8-Oct-20 5:17 PM (3 years ago)
I think I’m overdue for another visit to my favorite bawdy-boutique scandalously-sexy-shoppe “The Chocolate Walrus;” in Reno!! 
Wed, 16-Sep-20 9:13 PM (3 years ago)
“Screw this Reno/Sierra front smoky crap — I’m thinkin’ of Colordildo, instead!!”
Next thing you know you'll be dipping your balls in wet cement outside
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 16-Aug-20 3:41 AM (3 years ago)
Remember when just a few scant months ago, “Fuck me Fridays” were only exceeded by “Scandalous Sexy Saturday??” Now it seems that the two hot weekend days are the “ghost towns!!” 
Fri, 31-Jul-20 8:27 PM (3 years ago)
Currently vacationing at Dunsmuir, CA; totally nude activities by the Sacramento River!! “Wish y’all were here!”
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Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:06 PM (3 years ago)
“ I wish you greetings & felicitations!!” Now bend over, you ass-lipped sluts!!!! 
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Thu, 2-Jul-20 4:12 PM (3 years ago)
I believe I need a new "Covid Cocktail"... any suggestions?!! 
Sat, 27-Jun-20 9:36 PM (3 years ago)
"I'm as Covid-free as I can currently be!!!!" Let the "strokin', pokin' & deep-throat suckin' queue" commence! 
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Sat, 6-Jun-20 9:21 PM (3 years ago)
Just a ‘Mod’ update, y’all: I’m close to replacing my ancient (and ultimately stolen) laptops with a new i7-1060g Intel ‘10th-gen’ Win10 rig, so I’ll be “surging & purging” imminently!!
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Tue, 19-May-20 9:59 PM (3 years ago)
(Methinks something is rotten in NTNmark...! — Wm. Shakeyrbootyspeare) 
Tue, 19-May-20 9:38 PM (3 years ago)
OMFG — Where have all the lavender cowboys gone? Where is my CD/TV/TG John Wayne??! 
Thu, 23-Apr-20 3:54 PM (4 years ago)
I’m soliciting the “best” chasers for Corona[ beer]Virus-19: howz ‘bout a shot of añejo tequila, followed by a fresh lime, but no salt? Any other suggestions??!
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?...Tequila. Ive been relying on Tanqueray Seville gin to keep the peace. .
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(4 years ago)
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Mon, 20-Apr-20 7:48 PM (4 years ago)
“Back on ‘little black micro-thong’ again — uhoh, my nuts are a-swing in’ free as well...!!” jawdrop:
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Sat, 18-Apr-20 2:11 AM (4 years ago)
I’m feelin’ kinda “knotty”... I think I’ll post a Status update and let it go _viral_!! 
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Two men enter... One Man Leave... welcome.. mmmm soo hott??????
(4 years ago)
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1 slut enters and 6 men enter her. One satisfied slut emerges. 6 men are drained totally...
(4 years ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 10:25 AM (4 years ago)
Methinks that CoronaVirus is staying around much too long; I vote to switch to Negra ModeloVirus!!
Wed, 25-Mar-20 11:34 AM (4 years ago)
Re. NTN pix “bad bro’ behavior:” “cum loads” with femme; _good_! “dick wads” w/o lacy lingerie, _bad_!!!!
I love both my grammar _and_ my grampar!!
(4 years ago)
Tue, 17-Mar-20 6:35 PM (4 years ago)
"F*CK 'Corona'-virus!" -- on Saint Paddy's Day, we-all will be drinkin' the workingman's proper beer: Irish Guiness stout, and/or Harp lager!! 
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2 'N's 3 'S's and a silly half closed eyes smile. Cheers to de owld black stuff
(4 years ago)
Fri, 28-Feb-20 2:37 AM (4 years ago)
Well, gurls, after playing almost exclusively on the Status Stream (with a few side “dishes”
, I’ve finally decided to post contributing & increasing prurient pix... enjoy, y’all!!
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