)HornyJohn's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 24-Dec-15 10:04 PM (8 years ago)
Gonna go to the bar, and at 11:45, whatever man looks the loneliest, is getting a sloppy beejay.
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Thu, 24-Dec-15 3:17 PM (8 years ago)
Merry Christmas, trollops. Who is having a 'white' Christmas?
I'm having a "prong myself on a thick black dildo while dreaming of men watching me and masturbating onto my face" Christmas eve...
(8 years ago)
Mon, 21-Dec-15 1:15 AM (8 years ago)
I'm dreaming of a creamy-white Christmas, where all the sailors blow a load
Sat, 19-Dec-15 4:37 PM (8 years ago)
I went to a drag show last night. Gave a blowjob to Judy Garland as Dorothy.
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Fri, 18-Dec-15 5:19 PM (8 years ago)
Cum is also high in zinc, and makes a great anti-acne facial moisturizer.
Fri, 18-Dec-15 4:15 PM (8 years ago)
A 2008 study that was published in The Journal of Medical Hypotheses, experts stated that men with nasal congestion may be able to overcome blocked noses by having more orgasms
Fri, 18-Dec-15 3:38 PM (8 years ago)
Did you know?? 1000 blowjobs yields about 1 US gallon of cum. Soooooo, There is a good New Years resolution for all y'all slutbitches. Drink a gallon in '16.
sammybaby19 likes this
Sun, 15-Nov-15 4:16 PM (8 years ago)
When I left home last night, I had a different buttplug in, and my knees weren't scraped. I assume that I had a good time. Blackouts kinda suck.
Sat, 14-Nov-15 11:08 AM (8 years ago)
Poetry Corner When I was younger I could be oh So Pretty So Pretty Men's heads turned But as I got older My beard got bolder And I ain't So Pretty now
Sun, 1-Nov-15 12:25 PM (8 years ago)
Got my favorite plug in, tights on under holy jeans. Time for a long stroll along the River.
Leesha likes this
Sun, 1-Nov-15 12:32 AM (8 years ago)
Sung in a country&western tempo. It's lonely here tonight, a dreary rainy Saturday night, guess I am gonna get real drunk and put my buttplug in real tight.
Sun, 4-Oct-15 4:17 PM (8 years ago)
Speaking of DRAMA, last weekend I met someone who I thought might be 'special' to me. Lo and behold, it turns out that his vivaciousness was chemically enhanced. I got no time for that BS.
Sun, 27-Sep-15 4:38 PM (8 years ago)
Friday nite, I am at what passes for a Gay Bar, out here in Effin' Hicksville.
Sun, 6-Sep-15 10:05 PM (8 years ago)
I have two loads in my tummy and one in my ass. Life is grand!
Sat, 5-Sep-15 9:09 AM (8 years ago)
Today feels like a 'buttplug all day' kind of a day. With or without panties?
Sun, 30-Aug-15 12:01 PM (8 years ago)
Sunday morning - time to get on my knees and do some worshipping. *slurpslurp glug*
Leesha likes this
Sat, 29-Aug-15 11:34 AM (8 years ago)
Would any of you beautiful gurls like a long, sloppy wet tonguefucking?
Slut_Jeanine likes this
Sun, 9-Aug-15 10:57 AM (8 years ago)
Blew a guy yesterday, who, although his cock was somewhat undersized, delivered an astonishingly large load.
jackstraw666 likes this
Sat, 18-Jul-15 11:49 AM (8 years ago)
Cool. There is gonna be a drag show here in Hicksville next weekend. I have not seen one since I moved from Sandy Eggo
Wanda95 likes this
Tue, 14-Jul-15 6:24 PM (8 years ago)
I love cruising the ReeVee park. Older men are soooo appreciative of a slow n sloppy beejay.