Viewing Member - Furkid

I used to have a crush on my friend Justin, back when we were both in our early 20's. As you can see from my pics, I'm still fairly sexy, but he's had kids since then, and has seemed to keep his wife's baby weight. Plus his whole family's fat. I think they have like 5 good years in them from 17 to 22 before they get all flabby. Anyway, he's fat as fuck now, and I wouldn't jack off with him if he showed up at my door depressed and naked with $500 and an 8-ball of coke just to tell him he's still handsome and he could get plenty of chicks besides his wife.

It's too bad he never let me see him naked when he was still cute. He let his other guy friends see him naked. But he kept cockteasing me so I'd keep paying him to smoke me out. Like stripping down to his boxers while we were hanging out in his room and showing off his armpits all the time and pissing in front of me every time we hung out outside but never letting me see his dick, even when I got drunk or high enough to work up the nerve to ask him to see it.

Anyway, this one time I had a very touching experience with Justin and his mom. I came over to his house one time when he wasn't expecting me, and his mom answered the door and told me Justin was in the shower. She'd be in the kitchen. I sat in his room waiting for him, and my dick got hard as I realized now I'd finally see him naked when he came back to his room to change. In a few minutes, his thick bare feet came slapping down the hall. Justin entered his room and grabbed a can of deodorant, holding each arm up straight in the air to give me a good look at his damp pit hair before obscuring it in a fog of mist. As he was spraying his second pit, I asked him "What's up, man?" Justin put his arm down, and answered "Fuckin' wet, dude." He seemed to seriously consider showing me what he was working with as he undid his towel, but readjusted it without letting anything show, then grabbed his waiting pile of clothes and pounded down the stairs. I heard the voices of Justin and his mom vaguely from the kitchen, then when Justin came back, he was fully clothed.

So he let his mom see him naked rather than his gay friend. Isn't that sweet? I hope my son's that tight with me someday.

He raped me repeatedly for several years, until I started growing "hair down there." He told me if I ever grew hair around my little dick he'd kill me. When I finally got dick hair, he was going through a "Don't look at me, motherfucker!" phase, but one day I got the courage to be like "Why don't you want to look at me? Is it because I might have hair around my motherfucking DICK? 'Cause I fucking GOT SOME, dude! What you gonna do now, KILL me? You gonna kill me now that I'm not a little BOY no more?" Everybody in class was looking at my dick hair, so I got a little boner. I'll never forget what he said. He was like "We've ALL got dick hair! Who do you think you are, Jesus?" Then everyone took their towels or underwear or pants or whatever down, and were like, "Hey, dude, I got hair around my DICK, man!" "Oooh, I'm SPECIAL, with my fuckin' DICK HAIR! I'm the goddamn LION KING!" "'Sup, Pete and Pete? Look, man, you can't do THIS on television! Check out my fuckin' DICK, dude! Faggot! Why don't you go fucking salute your shorts?" Some of the shy ones, and some of the others, when we were outside the locker room and they couldn't just whip their dicks out, taunted me with their bare feet and armpit hair.

To this day I get aroused by dick hair (both showing it and seeing it), stimulating my anus (But not TOO hard. I don't do anal), bare feet, armpit hair, and Nickelodeon.

He may have won some season of "Survivor," but he never would have gotten past the auditions for "Million Dollar Armpit Hair Challenge." I had more pit hair when I was like 13.

I saw him on "Survivor: Heroes and Villains" this week, which I switched to because there are no hot guys on American Idol. I'm rooting for that chick with the dreads in the back of her hair, because she's like the closest thing they've got to my taste in men. Anyway, that got boring, so I switched over to see if they had any hot dudes on Survivor this year, and JT was like the closest thing THEY had to one. I really dug his Southern accent and the way he rocks his bandana, so I Googled him.

The first few hits were pics of him as a "winner," all clean-shaven and in a suit and shit. Why would I be Googling Survivor contestants if I wanted to see THAT? You Google Survivor dudes, you want nudity. Preferably more nudity than you see on the show, and since they're frequently in their swimsuits on the show, probably full nudity. No such thing with JT, though. Just a bunch of "winner" fratboy-looking headshots, and a few non-hot body shots like he's starring in Swiss Family Robinson 2010, where he's got his shirt off and all, but it's just not hot.

It was like 20 pages before I found this picture of his pit. How can a grown-ass man have such a small amount of armpit hair? What, does he trim? Did working out drown his pit hair in muscle? (I don't think that actually happens; probably people who work out just trim it so they can make muscles without hair sticking out) Or does he just have weird DNA that lets him grow a scruffy little beard but have fewer strands of hair under his arms than he has on his upper lip?

I'm not saying he's not CUTE. Especially with that look on his face like he thinks he's sexy. If I saw him chilling on the beach like that, and he'd had about 13 beers and thought I might be a girl and asked me to suck his dick, I would. I masturbated to this picture about 3 times. But he'd be a lot CUTER if he had a little more hair under them arms! Maybe he should use some of his first $million for an armpit weave or something.

...who made fun of you for keeping your "reproductive glands" in a thin pouch between your legs, and walking on 2 legs so everyone can see it when you're naked, and everyone with a basic understanding of human anatomy knows where it is and can easily incapacitate you by attacking it even when you're fully clothed, would you be mad?

And if you asked him what he does with his to make it so secure, and he was all like "No harm meant, buddy, I was just teasing you for the good of your species. My race had like zero population growth for centuries until we developed the techniques I'm about to show you," and took you to his home planet in his far-faster-than-light device, and brought you to this place that he claimed was his "swingin' bachelor pad," but really looked more like a ridiculously high-tech science lab, where he put on what he called "music," but really looked more like a series of rhythmically flashing lights, and disrobed (seriously, he was wearing like 17 layers of robes), then stepped naked into a "sexual prism" that he explained, as he was in it, worked by undoing the mostly cosmetic changes his people had made to their bodies to differentiate themselves from their ancestors a couple of millennia ago, who had perfected the crude techniques of concealing their testicles you're about to see, but had not yet thought of concealing their concealment, then gave you a tool kit and held up his right arm while instructing you which ones to use in which order to operate the series of locks and dials and valves and pulleys down his right side, then when you had triggered the last one you heard a fart, and he told you to look between his buttocks, where you found his testicles, would you kick him in the nuts?

Or at least make fun of him for his naturally being in an even stupider place than yours?

Not only do they show movies with no interruptions or commercials (ever, unless you count PBS-style commercials for themselves), but, if characters say words like "shit" and "fuck," they don't censor it.

And tonight they did FULL FRONTAL NUDITY. I made it through the first hour of "Room with a View" mainly because I had insomnia, then was about to turn the TV off and try to go to sleep, and this fat middle-aged man finds these 2 young men swimming and they ask him to join them.

I'd never seen the movie before (obviously), but from what I knew about the customs of that age, I figured if it was at all historically accurate, they were naked in that water. But I didn't expect to SEE anything, not from the boys, not even when the old guy dropped his little dick in the water. Just show a little old man dick so we'll know THEY REALLY ARE NAKED, then artfully cut around the rest of it for the rest of the scene.

They stayed on that scene longer than I thought, frolicking in the water, and when I just saw a little pubage sticking out the water to indicate the boys' nudity, I was like "Uh huh, they ain't gon' show nothin'!" I was starting to wonder how the ORIGINAL film must have been cut before TCM "edited" it as the boys got out of the water and showed a little "accidental" dick from behind.

Then it became very clear nothing had been cut at all, as the boys sported full-on dick-slapping butt-ass nudity for several minutes, even falling around and showing off their bodies from all sorts of fetishistic angles, which I'm sure was in no way influenced by the gay producer-director couple spearheading the film's completion.

Then RIGHT AFTER THAT they showed "Mrs. Brown," where a sexily hairy Gerard Butler gets butt-ass naked to frolic with Billy Connolly (Who I've never found attractive, but if I HAD to bust one to him, I'd choose this scene, as I think you can see his dick hair. I thought it was hot, until I realized I was looking at the wrong guy).

They should do a "31 Days of Dick," featuring a different film with full-frontal male nudity every day.

I call my best friend Star, not only because he's trying to be a professional musician, but because he claims to have a tattoo of a star. But he wouldn't let me see it, because he said it's around his dick.

One night Star came over and took a piss where I could see his dick from the side. He'd never done that before. I mean, he pissed around me several times a night, but he always turned his back to me, so all I got was a good look at his stream, and I couldn't even enjoy that, because he kept turning around to see if I was looking.

So I considered this "side piss" a come on, and I was like "Hey, Star... can I see your star, man?"

He said no, and I accused him of being uncomfortable with his body, which is kind of silly, considering how he wears tanktops and shorts and sandals practically year-round, and when I hang out at his house, he usually strips down to his boxers.

And he told me I'M uncomfortable with MY body, because I'm always wearing PANTS, and he's never seen me barefoot, or even shirtless.

He told me if I put some nude pictures of myself on the internet, he'll let me see him naked.

So I posted some nudes on this site, with my face discreetly cropped out, and I thought I'd have to tell him what site to go to to see them, but apparently he's been coming here for some time, and he calls ME and tells me he'll make good on his agreement. (He recognized me from my tattoo.)

Star came right over from his construction job, so he's sweaty as fuck, with his "natural" smells practically steaming from his half-naked body. I put my hand on his lightly hairy chest, but he went all the way in asserting his sexuality by reaching for my dick. We kissed.

We went to my room, and Star took off his only garment, his shorts, and I took off my shirt and pants and was about to take off my boxers, but he told me he wants that to remain a "mystery" (even though he's already seen my dick on the internet).

Star had a beautiful thick brown bush, but the star tattoo he so often bragged about was nowhere in evidence. "Where's your star, man?" "Look under my dick hair, dude." I part Star's gorgeous pubes, and catch glimpses of a purple star under the hair.

"That's awesome, Star." "Yeah, it's a little treat for my lovers. First time I ever let a dude see it."

Star never asked me to suck his dick, but he never asked me to stop. Judging by his thick spurts of cum, I think he liked it.

He told me he'd suck MY dick if I posted some more pics, where I show my face this time. How could I turn down an offer like THAT?