In Scotland there is a drink called a Whisky-Mac, consisting of a measure of green ginger wine and whisky. I invented a cum-laden version of this called a Spunky-Mac, in to which I would shoot a load of my creamy sperm, before swallowing the contents. Delicious.
One summer, with family present for an al-fresco picnic my wife and I decided to get kinky with the food again. She duly pulled off her panties and fucked herself to orgasm with a sizeable cucumber, then sliced it into a salad bowl. I then duly pulled out my penis and wanked myself off over the bowl, adding several strings of my cum as salad dressing. We then had the immense pleasure of watching the rest of the family consume their food with our cunt juice and sperm salad.
What I'd love to know (as I sit here wanking my shaved sissy penis in panties and cock rings as I write) is, what kinky ways do you all like to enjoy your cum and food?