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Sun, 29-Nov-20 3:06 PM (3 years ago)
Speaking of “Corona Times,” it’s been almost a year, now — maybe a new town, like Murrieta, or Temecula!!
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corona SUCKS ! You have to put a lime in it to give it flavor !!! Mexican piss. Drink Dos equis !! XX and Kisses too !!
(3 years ago)
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I prefer the dark beers; for México, Dos Equis, Negra Modelo, et al.!! (¡Dos Corazones!)
(3 years ago)
Fri, 27-Nov-20 3:12 PM (3 years ago)
BTW, my next erotic objective is confirming my lovely self, and achieve my Yellow Shield!!
Fri, 27-Nov-20 2:36 PM (3 years ago)
“Huzzah!!” I’m so excited that I _finally_ got my Green Shield back; after the “Black Friday” sale, that my excitement at NDN spilled over into NTN-land!!!!
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Thu, 8-Oct-20 5:17 PM (3 years ago)
I think I’m overdue for another visit to my favorite bawdy-boutique scandalously-sexy-shoppe “The Chocolate Walrus;” in Reno!!
(I really got excited about ‘Carolanena’ and her “red baby-doll” ensemble!!)
(3 years ago)
wish I was going with you, shopping and more mm xx
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 16-Sep-20 9:13 PM (3 years ago)
“Screw this Reno/Sierra front smoky crap — I’m thinkin’ of Colordildo, instead!!”
Glenwood Springs, CO is ridiculously pricey, and Granby has two USFS fires going! Where to choose??
(3 years ago)
Good news, though: after two days of Sierra winds, this morning’s AQI was 42:Green!!
(3 years ago)
“Five dildos” performance rating!! (Tell your friends,,,!)
(3 years ago)
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Next thing you know you'll be dipping your balls in wet cement outside
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 16-Aug-20 3:41 AM (3 years ago)
Remember when just a few scant months ago, “Fuck me Fridays” were only exceeded by “Scandalous Sexy Saturday??” Now it seems that the two hot weekend days are the “ghost towns!!”
Fri, 31-Jul-20 8:27 PM (3 years ago)
Currently vacationing at Dunsmuir, CA; totally nude activities by the Sacramento River!! “Wish y’all were here!”
nipple_plays likes this
... but now I’m back in Reno — a three-day sojourn, but I’m “ready to rumble!!”
(3 years ago)
Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:06 PM (3 years ago)
“ I wish you greetings & felicitations!!” Now bend over, you ass-lipped sluts!!!!
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Thu, 2-Jul-20 4:12 PM (3 years ago)
I believe I need a new "Covid Cocktail"... any suggestions?!!
(Also for medicinal purposes, of course!!)
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 27-Jun-20 9:36 PM (3 years ago)
"I'm as Covid-free as I can currently be!!!!" Let the "strokin', pokin' & deep-throat suckin' queue" commence!
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Sat, 6-Jun-20 9:21 PM (3 years ago)
Just a ‘Mod’ update, y’all: I’m close to replacing my ancient (and ultimately stolen) laptops with a new i7-1060g Intel ‘10th-gen’ Win10 rig, so I’ll be “surging & purging” imminently!!
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Tue, 19-May-20 9:59 PM (3 years ago)
(Methinks something is rotten in NTNmark...! — Wm. Shakeyrbootyspeare)
Tue, 19-May-20 9:38 PM (3 years ago)
OMFG — Where have all the lavender cowboys gone? Where is my CD/TV/TG John Wayne??!
Thu, 23-Apr-20 3:54 PM (4 years ago)
I’m soliciting the “best” chasers for Corona[ beer]Virus-19: howz ‘bout a shot of añejo tequila, followed by a fresh lime, but no salt? Any other suggestions??!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?...Tequila. Ive been relying on Tanqueray Seville gin to keep the peace. .
(4 years ago)
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“Tequila Mockingbird!” — “The Maltese Falcon,” Dashiell Hammett
(4 years ago)
Mon, 20-Apr-20 7:48 PM (4 years ago)
“Back on ‘little black micro-thong’ again — uhoh, my nuts are a-swing in’ free as well...!!” jawdrop:
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Sat, 18-Apr-20 2:11 AM (4 years ago)
I’m feelin’ kinda “knotty”... I think I’ll post a Status update and let it go _viral_!!
letssee likes this
“Viral Sassoon??” No... that’s not correct! :faceslap:
(4 years ago)
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Are you knot going to dress in pretty girl clothes?
(4 years ago)
nipple_plays likes this
Two men enter... One Man Leave... welcome.. mmmm soo hott??????
(4 years ago)
nipple_plays likes this
1 slut enters and 6 men enter her. One satisfied slut emerges. 6 men are drained totally...
(4 years ago)
“Happy Easter, everyone!! — from the “Bunnydome!”
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 3-Apr-20 10:25 AM (4 years ago)
Methinks that CoronaVirus is staying around much too long; I vote to switch to Negra ModeloVirus!!
I prefer it cold and thus the ICE beers !
(4 years ago)
nipple_plays likes this
Corona used to be Mexican piss water until the lime was invented. Dos Equis is so much better, but tres would be best !
(4 years ago)
The town of Tecate, CA has about three buildings, a gas pump, and a huge-ass CHP station; Tecate, B.C., México has about 750K denizens, and the big-ass brewery!
(4 years ago)
Wed, 25-Mar-20 11:34 AM (4 years ago)
Re. NTN pix “bad bro’ behavior:” “cum loads” with femme; _good_! “dick wads” w/o lacy lingerie, _bad_!!!!
I love both my grammar _and_ my grampar!!
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 17-Mar-20 6:35 PM (4 years ago)
"F*CK 'Corona'-virus!" -- on Saint Paddy's Day, we-all will be drinkin' the workingman's proper beer: Irish Guiness stout, and/or Harp lager!!
shannycd likes this
... and don't get me started about Irish whiskey to kill easily the viruses for medicinal antiviral needs!!
(4 years ago)
shannycd likes this
Is 'Guinness' spelled with two 'N's"" I'm too soused to recall...!! :drunk:
(4 years ago)
2 'N's 3 'S's and a silly half closed eyes smile. Cheers to de owld black stuff
(4 years ago)
nipple_plays and shannycd like this
"Stand _still_ with [standing a spoon straight up in] it!!" -- Roger Waters & the 'wall'-eyed Pinks, plus something about 'bricks'... kinda!
(4 years ago)
Wed, 11-Mar-20 2:35 PM (4 years ago)
Personally? I think I really need to Hump Day!!
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Fri, 28-Feb-20 2:37 AM (4 years ago)
Well, gurls, after playing almost exclusively on the Status Stream (with a few side “dishes”, I’ve finally decided to post contributing & increasing prurient pix... enjoy, y’all!!
NU2CD likes this
More “beach pix” taken today; processing & editing them shortly!!
(4 years ago)
Thu, 27-Feb-20 10:44 PM (4 years ago)
Took a new Profile pic in my new neon-chartreuse ensemble, at the beach!! Do y’all just love it?!